Funny 40th Birthday Jokes (2024)

Funny 40th Birthday Puns

• “You’re not over the hill, you’re just taking a scenic route!”
• “At 40, you’re not old, you’re just ‘vintage’ like a fine wine.”
• “Life begins at 40, but so do those pesky gray hairs!”
• “You’re now officially a classic model, just like vintage cars.”
• “Forty is the new thirty, but with more candles on the cake.”
• “Don’t worry, 40 is just a number, and you’re not old, you’re ‘chronologically gifted.'”
• “You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!”
• “Happy 40th! Welcome to the ‘I can’t remember where I put my keys’ club.”
• “They say life begins at 40, but I think it’s more like napping begins at 40!”
• “You’re so fabulous at 40 that even the candles on your cake are jealous!”
• “40 is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired.”
• “You’re now officially ‘over the hill,’ but don’t worry, the view is fantastic!”
• “Happy 40th! It’s all downhill from here…in a good way!”
• “You’re 40? That’s just four perfect 10s!”
• “40 is the age when your back goes out more than you do.”
• “Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Happy 40th!”
• “Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! Now, let’s roll out the red carpet… for your wrinkles!”
• “Don’t let turning 40 get you down; it’s just the start of a ‘fab-40-lous’ era!”
• “At 40, you’ve graduated from ‘adulting kindergarten’ to ‘adulting college.'”
• “Turning 40 is like leveling up in the game of life – more responsibilities, but also more fun!”
• “You’ve reached an age where ‘Netflix and chill’ actually means watching Netflix and relaxing!”
• “Happy 40th! You’re now ‘aged to perfection’ like a fine cheese.”
• “They say 40 is the new 30, so let’s party like it’s 1993!”
• “Welcome to the ‘I can’t eat spicy food anymore’ club! Happy 40th!”
• “Forty and fabulous! Just like a well-aged bottle of champagne.”
• “40 is when you start to appreciate the finer things in life, like stretchy pants!”
• “You’re not 40; you’re 18 with 22 years of wisdom!”
• “Happy 40th! You’re now officially ‘two decades plus two decades old.'”
• “They say 40 is when life begins, but so do mid-life crises! Buckle up!”
• “At 40, you’re not old; you’re just well-seasoned!”
• “Life at 40: More candles on the cake, but also more fire extinguishers nearby!”
• “You’re 40? Nah, you’re just a teenager with 22 years of experience!”
• “Happy 40th! You’re now in the ‘Prime’ of your life – the ‘Dad Joke’ Prime!”
• “Forty isn’t so bad; it’s just the new 30 with an extra layer of wisdom.”
• “They say 40 is when you become the ‘total package’ – complete with a few extra packages around the waist!”
• “Congratulations on turning 40! You’re now officially ‘Vintage Awesome.'”
• “You’re 40? That’s just four perfect 10s!”
• “Forty is when you start having ‘senior moments’ in junior situations.”
• “Happy 40th! You’ve reached an age where ‘staying up late’ means not falling asleep on the couch!”
• “You’re 40, but don’t worry, you’re still ‘young at heart’… even if the rest of you disagrees!”
• “They say life begins at 40, but so does the battle against gray hair and wrinkles!”
• “Welcome to the ‘I can’t eat spicy food anymore’ club! It’s all downhill from here, my friend!”
• “At 40, you’ve unlocked the ‘Dad Bod’ achievement – congratulations!”
• “Happy 40th! You’ve reached an age where ‘partying all night’ means not falling asleep before midnight!”
• “You’re not 40; you’re just 39.95, plus tax and handling fee!”
• “Turning 40 is like getting the ‘senior discount’ at the amusem*nt park of life.”
• “Life is like a roll of toilet paper; it gets shorter the closer you get to the end. Happy 40th!”
• “40 is the age when your back goes out more than you do, and it’s a toss-up which one hurts more!”
• “Congratulations on turning 40! You’re now officially ‘FORTY-licious’!”
• “They say that age is merely a number, but at 40, it’s a number with a lot of zeros!”

Funny 40th Happy Birthday Jokes

• “Forty is just the beginning of your ‘prime’ years!”
• “You’re not over the hill, you’re just experiencing a ‘peak’ in life!”
• “At 40, you’ve officially unlocked ‘pro’ level in the game of life!”
• “Life begins at 40… miles per hour, that is!”
• “Happy 40th! May your knees crack louder than your jokes!”
• “You’ve reached the ‘age of enlightenment,’ also known as 40!”
• “Don’t worry, you’re not ‘four-getting’ how old you are!”
• “40 is the new 20, but with twice the wisdom and half the energy!”
• “Welcome to the ‘fabulous 40s,’ where naps are the new parties!”
• “You’re like fine wine – the older you get, the more ‘refined’ you become!”
• “Congrats! You’ve leveled up to the ‘Lord of the Ring-a-Ding!'”
• “40? More like ‘forty-tude’ – you’ve got it in spades!”
• “Life is a ‘wheelie’ great ride at 40 – just watch out for speed bumps!”
• “Turning 40 is a piece of cake… actually, a whole cake!”
• “Here’s to 40 years of ‘punderful’ humor – may it only get ‘brie-ter’!”
• “They say life begins at 40… and so do the dad jokes!”
• “40 is the age when you start ‘counting your blessings’… and gray hairs!”
• “Welcome to Club 40, where the music is too loud, and the joints are too creaky!”
• “At 40, you’re not ‘old,’ you’re just ‘vintage chic’!”
• “You’re like a 40-watt bulb – bright, energetic, and sometimes flickering!”
• “40 is the age when you start getting ‘trouble’ for staying up too late!”
• “Turning 40 is a ‘hole-in-one’ occasion – you’ve hit the birthday jackpot!”
• “They say life begins at 40… but so do the ‘senior moments’!”
• “At 40, you’ve officially upgraded from ‘rookie’ to ‘veteran’ adulting!”
• “Happy 40th! The only thing you’re ‘losing’ now is hair and memory!”
• “40 is when you realize you can’t party all night – you need a good ‘nap’ instead!”
• “Life’s a journey, and at 40, you’re just getting started on the ‘fun road’!”
• “40: The age when ‘moans’ become a regular part of your vocabulary!”
• “40 is the age when you start ‘carrot’ about fiber in your diet!”
• “You’ve hit 40 and it’s a ‘hole’ new ball game – golf, anyone?”
• “40 is the age when ‘dad jokes’ become your life’s soundtrack!”
• “Forty is when you realize you’re older than most of the furniture in IKEA!”
• “40 is the age when ‘aerobics’ becomes ‘aerobicizing to the fridge!'”
• “Life’s a beach, and at 40, you’re just enjoying the ‘sand in your sandals’!”
• “40 is the age when you start ‘wining’ about your age – with a good glass of wine!”
• “Happy 40th! May your jokes be as timeless as your wrinkles!”
• “At 40, you’re not ‘over the hill,’ you’re just ‘under the influence’ of age!”
• “Welcome to Club 40: where the ‘party favors’ are reading glasses and antacids!”
• “40 is the age when ‘getting lucky’ means finding your keys in less than 10 minutes!”
• “40 is the new 20… in Celsius!”
• “Congrats on 40! That’s ‘naan-stop’ awesome!”
• “Happy 40th! Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with all your ‘old’ friends!”
• “At 40, you’re officially ‘aged to perfection’… like a good cheese!”
• “40 is the age when you start ‘complaining’ about the weather, but secretly love it!”
• “You’ve hit 40 – the age when your ‘groans’ are louder than your ‘cheers’!”
• “40 is when ‘rock and roll’ refers to your attempts to get out of bed!”
• “At 40, you’ve leveled up to ‘master of the remote’ status!”
• “Welcome to Club 40: where ‘burning the midnight oil’ means dealing with heartburn!”
• “Happy 40th! May your jokes be ‘punny’ and your cake ‘batter’ than ever!”
• “40 is the age when ‘going out for drinks’ means a strong cup of coffee!”